I’m sitting on my lounge with one of those electric tennis racquets right next to me because I, foolish as I was, opened a window for 3 minutes and now it looks like that house out of Amityville Horror. You remember? Okay, so not quite as bad as that but still . . . it’s worse than bloody Australia in summer!
P.S. The Hub is a complete show-off. He was all like ‘Look! 7 with one blow’. Not really but if he keeps this up I may have to smother him in his sleep. But then who would kill the flies for me? Bugger. He’ll have to live. So close.